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mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)
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Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

(via gnarly)
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    Macaroni, cheese, please, thank you.

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    buns-and-guns:

    Same.

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